No pictures today, sorry. Geddy is going through a phase where he loves, loves, loves to tell jokes. Here is one of his favorites that he tells anyone and everyone:
What does the can say to the can opener?
He pauses for the best effect before delivering the punch line.
You make me flip my lid!
Another favorite is:
Why does the bat use mouthwash?
Because he has bat breath!
And yet again:
What bat knows his ABC's?
The Alphabat!
Then he discovered knock knock jokes.
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Ice Cream
Ice Cream Who?
Ice Cream whenever I see a ghost!
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Trigger
Trigger Who?
Trigger Treat!
Enough goofy jokes for today. Hopefully at least one of them made you laugh. He is attempting to make up his own jokes, but they just aren't that funny yet so thank goodness for a huge joke book section at the library!
Sorry I forgot one:
What do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a pig?
Jurassic Pork!!!
4 comments:
hee hee. :)
Too funny!
too funny! I remember Joshua in that stage...his favorite was "Why was 6 afraid of 7...because 7 ate (8) 9!" He tried and tried to make up jokes like it and the funniest part was watching him try to make them up because the jokes sure weren't funny!
ha ha ha. One of my little sisters had a joke she would say over and over...it made no sense but she thought it was hilarious. It went like this:
Knock, knock--
Who's there?
Apple.
Apple who?
Applesauce on your head!
Lovely.
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